I Pissed My Pants
It had snowed here,and drifted. My buddy in a wheelchair had phoned and asked if I could come and help clear his driveway,so his wife could get out to go to the store. Since I had a 4 wheel drive suv,I said sure.
I arrived,and we had some coffee. I was wearing briefs,followed by long underwear,then old jeans,finally my black nylon snowpants. V said she would come and help,and pulled on her snowpants. She asked if I wanted to use the washroom,as I had 2 cups of coffee,and she jokingly sdded,"You don't want to have an accident.'
I laughed and said I had enough layers on,that even if I DID have an accident,she would never know. She laughed and we headed oytside.
We started pushing the snow and tossing it off the driveway. There was more than I thought,and the longer it took,the greater became my need to pee. Then,at 1 point,as I picked up a large shovel full of snow and heaved it,I felt a warm surge..oh well no one would ever know.
After the 1st bit,every time I tossed some snow,I felt a bit come out. As we got near the end,I stood there pretending to catch my breath,and relaxed,and let it flow until I felt better. Finally we were done,and I told V I had to go and shovel out my sister (which was a lie).
V asked if I wanted to use the washroom before I went,as she said she was quite desperate. I said,"no,not any more". She got kind of wide eyed,and smiled a bit and asked "did you..."? I said," Maybe I did,maybe I didnt, I'm not telling". She said she wanted to know. I said,"well you'll have to reach inside my snowpants and see if my jeans are wet or not". She said "you just want a cheap thrill". Isaid,"well,it's up to you,but if you dont,you'll always be wondering,did he or didn't he?"
She decided she had to know,and reached inside. She felt my wet jeans,and kind of squeezed . "Oh,"she said,"you're wet."Then she said oh,again,and kind of squeezed her thighs together. I asked her,"did you just pee your pants too?" "She said yes,when she felt my wet jeans,it made her suddenly pee too. I reached my hand inside her snowpants to feel a nice warm wetness. She said "what will I tell my husband?"
Isaid,"don't tell him,just keep your snow pants on and head to the bedroom,telling him your sweaty and going to have a shower. Then strip,shower and put on clean dry clothes." She said "is that what you're gonna do with you're wife when you get home?" I said "yep."
After that when I went over to visit we just smiled knowingly at each other.
I arrived,and we had some coffee. I was wearing briefs,followed by long underwear,then old jeans,finally my black nylon snowpants. V said she would come and help,and pulled on her snowpants. She asked if I wanted to use the washroom,as I had 2 cups of coffee,and she jokingly sdded,"You don't want to have an accident.'
I laughed and said I had enough layers on,that even if I DID have an accident,she would never know. She laughed and we headed oytside.
We started pushing the snow and tossing it off the driveway. There was more than I thought,and the longer it took,the greater became my need to pee. Then,at 1 point,as I picked up a large shovel full of snow and heaved it,I felt a warm surge..oh well no one would ever know.
After the 1st bit,every time I tossed some snow,I felt a bit come out. As we got near the end,I stood there pretending to catch my breath,and relaxed,and let it flow until I felt better. Finally we were done,and I told V I had to go and shovel out my sister (which was a lie).
V asked if I wanted to use the washroom before I went,as she said she was quite desperate. I said,"no,not any more". She got kind of wide eyed,and smiled a bit and asked "did you..."? I said," Maybe I did,maybe I didnt, I'm not telling". She said she wanted to know. I said,"well you'll have to reach inside my snowpants and see if my jeans are wet or not". She said "you just want a cheap thrill". Isaid,"well,it's up to you,but if you dont,you'll always be wondering,did he or didn't he?"
She decided she had to know,and reached inside. She felt my wet jeans,and kind of squeezed . "Oh,"she said,"you're wet."Then she said oh,again,and kind of squeezed her thighs together. I asked her,"did you just pee your pants too?" "She said yes,when she felt my wet jeans,it made her suddenly pee too. I reached my hand inside her snowpants to feel a nice warm wetness. She said "what will I tell my husband?"
Isaid,"don't tell him,just keep your snow pants on and head to the bedroom,telling him your sweaty and going to have a shower. Then strip,shower and put on clean dry clothes." She said "is that what you're gonna do with you're wife when you get home?" I said "yep."
After that when I went over to visit we just smiled knowingly at each other.
