I want to live at Afganistán!

It's where empires go to die

They are still in a current ongoing war and being aware which cities/provinces are considered safe and what not.

Go when the weather is good either spring or fall.

It's hot; it's freezing when it isn't hot; it's dusty, and the natives
are most definitely not friendly.

Nothing. Don't go there... :/

I hear the surfin' is great!

Suicidal?

It's hot.

there's most likely sand there.