If you don't want to go anywhere then what the bloody Hell did you call a taxi for?

@Bewilderbeeste good to know

@TheReaverCleaver I've not always been mad, you know. But I was actually driven mad by the indifference of architectural and council planning. You see, I live in a tower block, and the thing about those is there is terrible noise problems because there's no noise insulation at all, you know, and eight floors below you there's always some bastard with a Yamaha home organ, you know. You're just about to go to sleep and you hear this [organ noises] "ROLL OUT THE BARREL" [organ noises]. And, like, the people upstairs, I can't understand what they're doing, you know. I listen and all I can hear is this weird noise that goes, "VROOM! VROOM! BLAM-BLAM! VROOM! VROOM! BLAM-BLAM!". It sounds like two elephants on a motorbike riding round and round, while a seal bangs a kipper on the table. I went upstairs to complain, and the door was answered by this elephant in a crash helmet! Standing behind him is this seal going "What is it now, Ralph?". I don't know, something just cracked inside and I starting thinking I was a piece of sponge. I just started to get very depressed...

@Bewilderbeeste something to think about!