I Love Bad Jokes
A group of nuns are visiting Transylvania to view the local church architecture.
As they're driving from one old church to another, a small vampire jumps out and lands on the windshield of their car.
The nuns are all terrified. "Knock it off with the windshield wipers!" one says, so the driver turns them on. They bang into the vampire, but can't knock him off.
Another nun speaks up. "I filled up the windshield washer tank with holy water — it was all I had. Squirt him with it!"
So, the driver hits the windshield washers and squirts holy water onto the vampire. He burns and boils, but still holds onto the windshield.
Another of the nuns says, "Show him your cross!"
The driver rolls down her window, sticks her head out and yells, "GET OFF THE GODDDAMNED WINDSHIELD RIGHT NOW!"
As they're driving from one old church to another, a small vampire jumps out and lands on the windshield of their car.
The nuns are all terrified. "Knock it off with the windshield wipers!" one says, so the driver turns them on. They bang into the vampire, but can't knock him off.
Another nun speaks up. "I filled up the windshield washer tank with holy water — it was all I had. Squirt him with it!"
So, the driver hits the windshield washers and squirts holy water onto the vampire. He burns and boils, but still holds onto the windshield.
Another of the nuns says, "Show him your cross!"
The driver rolls down her window, sticks her head out and yells, "GET OFF THE GODDDAMNED WINDSHIELD RIGHT NOW!"
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