I Can Be A Little Vain At Times
I admit to being on the vain side. But can you blame me though? The world puts a lot of emphasis on appearance and first impressions. Things I am hard on myself for are aging, my hair starting to go, and overall falling apartness. We all know that youth is sought after, praised and something cherished. Hence why I never and I mean ever want to be a shriveled old man. Oh no I will get botox, fillers, facelifts, dye the hell out of my hair or wear wigs before I start to resemble some grandpa feeding birds at the park.
My receding hairline is something that also stresses me the hell out. It's all part of youthfullness and not wanting to look like a complete old geezer before I am actually a geezer. I can tell you right now I will not look good bald. I will look like captain underpants or a gay uncle fester. I cannot let that happen and will not let that happen. No way. Ha as if I already had a hard time finding a date now just imagine the hell I will be in when I turn into a literal egg. NO. Do you know how much that will suck trying to tell someone you aren't actually all that old but your hairline says otherwise?
I swear I am going to lose some of my teeth down the line. My gums have been receding on my lower bottom front teeth over the years slowly. This makes me scream inside. I don't want to look like a toothless hobo or everyone will think I smoke meth and I never did meth. People seriously judge others on their teeth. It all goes back to first impressions. Smiling is important and I smile loads. If I lose my teeth I won't smile ever again and it will hurt my chances in life most likely in terms of career advancement or dating. Ha I just pictured myself trying to explain to my date that I really am in my 20s still despite the grandpa hairline and the missing teeth. Then they will say great I'll call you and you never hear from them again.
My receding hairline is something that also stresses me the hell out. It's all part of youthfullness and not wanting to look like a complete old geezer before I am actually a geezer. I can tell you right now I will not look good bald. I will look like captain underpants or a gay uncle fester. I cannot let that happen and will not let that happen. No way. Ha as if I already had a hard time finding a date now just imagine the hell I will be in when I turn into a literal egg. NO. Do you know how much that will suck trying to tell someone you aren't actually all that old but your hairline says otherwise?
I swear I am going to lose some of my teeth down the line. My gums have been receding on my lower bottom front teeth over the years slowly. This makes me scream inside. I don't want to look like a toothless hobo or everyone will think I smoke meth and I never did meth. People seriously judge others on their teeth. It all goes back to first impressions. Smiling is important and I smile loads. If I lose my teeth I won't smile ever again and it will hurt my chances in life most likely in terms of career advancement or dating. Ha I just pictured myself trying to explain to my date that I really am in my 20s still despite the grandpa hairline and the missing teeth. Then they will say great I'll call you and you never hear from them again.
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