Should t-shirt cannons be banned at baseball games

because one dummy got a black eye?

Mamapolo2016 · F Best Comment

Yes. And baseballs should be marshmallows - it will certainly cut down on homeruns, but everyone but diabetics will be safe.

Shayla · F

🤨 How many people have been hit by bats breaking and hitting fans? Maybe we should make them play with the Nerf versions so no one gets hurt anymore.

@Shayla a full haz mat suit :)

Shayla · F

@SeriouslyFlippant Padded escalators. Stairs are prejudice against extremely obese out of shape people.

@Shayla And they’re ableist!

HannahSky · F

No, I want my t-shirt and foul ball.

MethDozer · M

@HannahSky A foul ball is when it gets on your t-shirt.

HannahSky · F

@MethDozer lol that's one kind

SMH. We are going to live in a world that is entirely safe - and it will bore us to tears.

Thanks for BA.

You will need my consent for you to have a good time that doesn’t stand a chance of impacting me. @Mamapolo2016

@SeriouslyFlippant I recommend a hazmat suit composed of titanium bubble wrap.

toddr13 · 46-50, M

The Simpsons predicted this, since that's what killed Maud Flanders. Justice for Maud!

they'd do more good banning booze :)

MethDozer · M

@MethDozer nope - it's tongue in cheek.

MethDozer · M

No.

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