Does nobody make spoon shaped paddles for kayaks?

You obviously don't know how to shop on-line -
https://www.walmart.com/ip/CavPro-Take-Down-Kayak-Paddle-with-Oval-Fiberglass-Shaft-and-Yellow-Spoon-Shaped-Blades-230cm/46335923?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=1148&adid=22222222227033870584&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=86733500808&wl4=pla-120412535808&wl5=9030327&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=112562587&wl11=online&wl12=46335923&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpeiq_cr_4gIVh8pkCh3FnQEPEAkYFCABEgJ2j_D_BwE

They make something like that...the best thing is to make your own the shape, length, and weight you want.