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It's all in how you do it.
I found a [i]really big[/i] spider in my kitchen sink this morning. Once a glass was over it and I slid a stiff piece of paper between the glass and the sink, outside he went. i never had to touch it.
CestManan · 46-50, F
The other day I was taking a shower and there was this huge wolf spider between the shower curtain and liner. I just stepped out, folded the curtain over the little bastard and clapped him dead.

A little nerve racking to say the least but there is a time to lay down the law.

If someone were arachnophobic, HOW would they have handled being in the shower with a huge spider between the liner and curtain? I would pay money to hear the screams.
kimmy159 · F
@CestManan Oh my gosh, I probably would have screamed haha. The thing is, I don't want to kill them either XD
I highly doubt if your job allows for any of that “toxic” masculinity. All of those applicants were weeded out in the hiring process. 😆
CestManan · 46-50, F
@kimmy159 I doubt you drive one, we were just poking fun at the men. A Prius doesn't exactly scream "testosterone".
CestManan · 46-50, F
@DukeOfEarle And in a Steve Urkel voice says, "Did I do that?"
kimmy159 · F
@CestManan Hahah I drive a company car but it's a Citroën XD we don't actually have Priuses here so we had to look for alternatives to give to the programmers lol
Moonpenny · F
Get a glass and a piece of card!
Moonpenny · F
@kimmy159 😱
Just scoop the glass over it quick from one side
kimmy159 · F
@Moonpenny Update: it worked! 😌
Moonpenny · F
@kimmy159
You're a heroine amongst wusses.
Well done you!🎉
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
I couldn't do it
Arachnophobia...
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@kimmy159 a giant tub that has both of them in ;)
kimmy159 · F
@AllelujahHaptism I like your way of thinking! Haha :D
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@kimmy159 me to lmao
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
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Go on girl ! Be the badass !!
Napalm?
Air strike?
kimmy159 · F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout *calls in*
Hi - I would like to order 1 air strike please.
SW-User
You can do it Kim. Once you are done, ask those dudes to grow a pair and share it among themselves.
kimmy159 · F
@SW-User Hahah thanks Jay! It helped ;p
SW-User
@kimmy159 Yay. I knew you could do it, Kim.
SW-User
[c=#4C0073]i'm late but here's a speech anyway ..

Spiders are like us .. they eat, they breathe (do they?), they go to work ..
now slam your foot down on it![/c]
KimmyGary · F
Well spiders bite me ive been bitten over ,60 times in three years so id just smoosh it
kimmy159 · F
@KimmyGary How do you recognize a bite from a spider? :0
KimmyGary · F
@kimmy159 about the first five i had to go to hospital snd get antibiotics after that id clean myself.
If your're fast enough with the dixie cup, he probably wont scurry up your sleeve.
🏃‍♀️.............
kimmy159 · F
@SethGreene531 I might have nightmares about that now xD
@kimmy159 ☺️Lol, he's probably petrified too!
Have him crawl onto an extended broom, or file folder and guide him safely outside.
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
Those aren't guys they're little pussy bitches
CestManan · 46-50, F
@MURD3RM0NK3Y Can you imagine if Kim put the glass in the room where they are sitting and they all get up screaming like little girls?
kimmy159 · F
@CestManan Now that is true motivation right there just to see that happen haha
CestManan · 46-50, F
@kimmy159 I can imagine you getting pulled into the office though. Your boss would sit down, reprimand paperwork in hand, and say,

So Kim, as you know we had an incident in the break room the other day where...
And suddenly he starts cracking up and says, "I just can't!"
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
How [b]BIG[/b] is this spider? 😳
kimmy159 · F
@Thevy29 Just a bit too big to be able to fit in a glass to pick it up, which is the main issue haha
CestManan · 46-50, F
@Thevy29 Make sure you have hollow points in your 357.
kimmy159 · F
@CestManan Heheh it's illegal to carry a weapon here without a licence ;p
I'd do it for you. Spiders are natures fly paper. Look after them :)
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Surely its not a man's job????
kimmy159 · F
@Gangstress Not necessarily but I did think that at least one of them would be braver than me to do it haha
Gangstress · 41-45, F
@kimmy159 Haha
Chasingthesun · 46-50, F
I love spiders
Bratt · F
@Chasingthesun Me too 🙂
CestManan · 46-50, F
@Chasingthesun those are kinda cool though.
kimmy159 · F
@Chasingthesun I love them being outside haha
IamBack · 31-35, M
what a bunch of pussies lol you go girl 💪
Bratt · F
You can do this! That little guy simply got lost 🥺
SW-User
Uh... they’re whimps then
kimmy159 · F
@SW-User I came out of the kitchen and I was like: "Euhhm there's this giant spider there" in the hopes that one of them would say he'd catch it, but nope they were like: "Oh yeah, I've seen it too!"
SW-User
@kimmy159 🤦🏻‍♂️
kimmy159 · F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales But the thought of it popping up somewhere else is as scary haha
DrWatson · 70-79, M
You can do it!

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGiyU5Ku90]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwoIjm4imo8]
kimmy159 · F
@SethGreene531 Now here’s a show I’d never watch haha
@kimmy159 Ha ha, probably not, no. He and the little boy wind up friends in the end...so a charming spider.
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
I am sorry. It would be smashed if I were there. 😏

 
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