Okay so there's this giant spider in the kitchen of the office [I Do Not Like Spiders]

@DukeOfEarle I work with software programmers ;p Let's just say it's not a requirement for hiring haha

@DukeOfEarle Yeah but a bunch of men sending in the woman to take care of a spider? Kim has more balls than all of them combined.

OH! 😆 Yeah. Brutish with brains is extremely rare, almost unheard of. @kimmy159

@CestManan She just explained why. They’re nerds. 😆

@DukeOfEarle Hahah it does make me get along with them quite well :D Nerdy must be my type of people in general XD

They’re certainly politer than truck drivers, construction workers or soldiers. And smell a bit better. 😏@kimmy159

@DukeOfEarle Now imagine if a REAL threat came along. Like say a mouse were in the break room. CAN you just hear their quivering, screaming voices yelling, "KIM! KIIIIIIMMMM!"

She goes in and they are all standing on the tables.

A camera shot of the building from above and watch the mass exodus of screaming men jumping into their Priuses. One voice yelling above the rest: “I quit! I quit! MOMMYYYYY!” @CestManan

@DukeOfEarle Meanwhile Kim looks at the camera in disgust and says, "Well I guess now I know who used all the tampons from the dispenser in the restroom".

Here goes one of their Priuses now...

@DukeOfEarle
This is just too funny lol
@CestManan

How do you know we all drive Priuses?

Lol jk we don't XD

@CestManan Two Priuses crash into each other in the parking lot, resulting in a hydrogen battery explosion that blows out the office building windows...all while the mouse watches from a filing cabinet munching on a Dorito.

@kimmy159 I doubt you drive one, we were just poking fun at the men. A Prius doesn't exactly scream "testosterone".

@DukeOfEarle And in a Steve Urkel voice says, "Did I do that?"

@CestManan Hahah I drive a company car but it's a Citroën XD we don't actually have Priuses here so we had to look for alternatives to give to the programmers lol