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I Can Be Socially Awkward Sometimes

On a more positive note...

I was standing in line behind a beautiful young woman at Target last night and the cashier ignored the separator and started checking my stuff out too.

I said "ma'am that's my stuff!" She looked down at the separator and said "I'm so sorry... I thought you two were together."

The young woman didn't snort or throw up so that was a pretty positive feeling.
You still got it👍
SW-User
I am not basing my level of "it" one one target cashier.
SW-User
@Kindheartedguy: take the win
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
Your line could've been: "Sadly...no!"

You could use it if it ever happens again. Heck, you could even slip a small bribe to the cashier so it [i]does[i] happen again![/i][/i]
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I almost thanked the cashier.
She was totally checking you out. ;)
SW-User
Ha! I don't think either of the ladies would be interested. I was at least 15 years older than both of them.
@Kindheartedguy: some chicks dig that. 😊
SW-User
It occurred to me that the cashier could have thought I was the girl's dad.
Firespirit · 26-30, M
One more thing to check off your list
SW-User
Exactly!
eastcoastcycler · 56-60, M
You need a new bobble.
SW-User
I need a beardless one.
eastcoastcycler · 56-60, M
That would work.
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ChampagneOnIce · 51-55, F
JustNik · 51-55, F
👍👍👍👍😄

 
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