I Have A Bad Childhood Memory

I once pulled a container of sour cream out of the fridge. It was so moldy that I released a mushroom cloud of spores when the ripped the lid off. 90% sure I hurled after that

I can still eat sour cream

There was another time I was drinking from a 2 liter bottle of grape soda in the kitchen (we called it purple flurp back then because Jimmy Neutron)... I realized after a couple of gulps that there were at least a dozen massive dead black flies floating in the soda

After, I found my brother and told him not to drink it. He said, "Yeah. I did the same thing yesterday."

I haven't had grape soda since 🤘