Why am I not a pornstar?

@nerdboss96 your mom told me

@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow you talked to him?

@Viper when I was 19 I went to his comedy bar tour. I won the contest at the end of the show. Had to deep throat a banana, fake an orgasm, and dance with another contestant. He spent the rest of the night trying to get me to go back to his hotel with him. But i was already there with 2 guys, and I knew his reputation for using the wrong door without permission.

@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow lol, wow! That's a lot lol

@nerdboss96 no. No.

@nerdboss96 It’s ok. Not everyone is meant for porn or public places