which one of yous good at bullshitting papers
help my brain isn't working anymore
22-25
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ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
College professors love love love it when you:
1. use complex long running sentences with big words.
2. quote back at them what they said in class.
3. Incorporate how "academia" has influenced whatever topic your writing about
4. Dont go one word over the specified word count designated by professor.
5. plagiarize and your dead. - BUT do quote and reference as many sources as you can cram into your paper. (using any sources from published professors from your University BONUS)
6. grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check cannot do this enough.
7. Turn in paper on Time
8. crack open a beer Congrats! you just got a "C" well done
1. use complex long running sentences with big words.
2. quote back at them what they said in class.
3. Incorporate how "academia" has influenced whatever topic your writing about
4. Dont go one word over the specified word count designated by professor.
5. plagiarize and your dead. - BUT do quote and reference as many sources as you can cram into your paper. (using any sources from published professors from your University BONUS)
6. grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check cannot do this enough.
7. Turn in paper on Time
8. crack open a beer Congrats! you just got a "C" well done
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wackidywack · 22-25
@ScabbyHeart don't fucking scare me like that, I'm only asking about help on a paper 😭
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack wake up and smell the reality my comrade... there is always driving for uber/lyft (till self driving cars are perfected) or becoming a youtuber.
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack ooooooohhh thats it write a paper on being fucking scared of your life.. NICE!
wackidywack · 22-25
@TexChik lol yuppppp
SW-User
Are you expecting someone here to write a paper for you?
wackidywack · 22-25
@SW-User nah I'm just gonna ask a little advice
SW-User
@wackidywack I'm sure exotically will help you out. She seems to know everything about everything.
wackidywack · 22-25
@SW-User lol hopefully, anyway it's just a little part
ahiyaa · M
Me. I am excellent at it.
wackidywack · 22-25
@ahiyaa yo I got a question
ahiyaa · M
@wackidywack Then ask it.