What qualifications should I seek for a new secretary

Run her by the wife. If she approves, you're safe. If not, try the next one on the list. Or hire a man.

Great tits.

Loyalty, honesty, a good speaking voice, and make sure she can type and file.⭐

I'm a perv so I can't answer that in anyway

She should have a pulse

*Koalafications

Not obnoxious

she is not trying to get you to notice her breast size and her legs ,
and she can actually type over 120 words correctly in a minute
she has the skills to do the job ,not just a pretty meeter /greeter

Attentiveness, reliability, positive attitude, able to meet deadlines and able to multitask.

There are plenty more you should keep an eye out for, but those were on the tip of my tongue...

Literate.Confident.Organised.Reliable.Trustworthy.Excellent telephone manners.Polite.Computer literate.
Attractiveness is a bonus and not essential.

does she type and have a nice set of tits to stare at? yes and yes then yes.

One that is on time every day for 3 mo.befor asking for a raise.

Mimi. Your wife will kill you if you don't

Someone reliable, professional, and efficient

Hmmmmmm dicktation skills