Are you a baby boomer?

yes

I admit, I've exploded a few... But it's not a hobby or anything!

Not my generation, but I did have more babies than most.

Unfortunately, I'm a Millennial... Dammit...

I'm the son of baby boomers.

From what I have been told... yes.

Technically speaking.

No. I'm a Tweener

Could be

Yes, I am.