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What's the best way to break up with someone?

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5thApprentice · 31-35, M Best Comment

Spell it out on a cake

NoThankYou

Genius! @5thApprentice:

OKWTF2 · 51-55, M

@5thApprentice: not bad, heartbreak, but hea, cake! Less expensive than faking your own death and moving, but depends on how crazy your soon to be ex is maybe.

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

@NoThankYou: thanks for BA. Plus with cake they can eat their feelings! Lol

Sicarium · 46-50, M

Nah, the best way is to send the sex tape to their parents.

SW-User

@Sicarium: 😳

SW-User

Throat punch.

NoThankYou

Lmfao 😂😂😂
Can't argue with that @kingfish2:

SW-User

@NoThankYou: Hard to argue when you can't speak.

Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M

I would say that that particular technique may have been just a tad less cordial than Melissa would wanted to anticipate

NoThankYou

@Groofydorkgerdo:
I don't think anybody could anticipate that 😂😂

Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M

@NoThankYou: I do concur.

RayKyler · 22-25, F

Aragorn did a good job of it in Lord of the Rings. "It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek"

Raymuundo · 46-50, M

Block them from your phone ans ignore them for 2 months.

SW-User

Melissa should stir laxatives in his coffee

mindstruggle · F

"It's not you, it's me" line. Lol

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