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WeighedDown · 36-40, M
well i am going to jail for it so i might well black her other eye before the cops get there
@Mulder: 💯
WeighedDown · 36-40, M
@chilldyl: i mean i would normally never hit a woman so if one is willing to hit herself to send me to jail for no reason best believe by the time the cops show up there will be plenty of reasons
LmaoDaily · 46-50, M
You're fucked.. that's an old trick.. you gotta cut yourself with a knife and say she did it 😏
Paschar · 70-79, M
Show the cops the playback on my in house video security system
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
Undamaged knuckles
JimminyChristmas · 56-60, M
The truth won't help you...
Firespirit · 26-30, M
You are fucked
USAalltheway · 31-35, M
Just tell them. They'll take your side, unless they're liberals. It also works if you actually hit her.