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A little about me. . . I'm tall, relatively handsome, slightly below rich and I'm super-smart. But I'm also girl-friendless :( (details!)

I haven't been able to pin down a woman in like forever. Argg! What the heck is wrong with me??? What the heck is wrong with women these days?? I'm a frustrated man

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

No you're not, when you posted your photo on EP you were not tall or handsome, and you looked like a fucking hipster, not a rich person.

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Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@BlueMetalChick: It was at this point he knew he'd fucked up

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

You sound like a cunt

Maybe work on that

ajoite · 51-55, F

@JKerouac: 😆

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

You need to lift more if you're having trouble pinning down a woman bro. Spaghetti arms are no good.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@5thApprentice: Bro he TOTALLY lifts. Just look at this guy. He probably has the balls to wear two power gloves at once.

juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F

Your cock is small, your brain is small, your salary is small, your personality is small , you have small arms ... That's why

Challenger1 · M

Lets see a picture so we can judge for ourselves on your looks. As far as super smart goes, how am I to believe you. You haven't posted much so far to make me think you are super smart. Fairly intelligent perhaps. But what makes you think you are super smart?

What is slightly below rich? How do you define rich? Would that make you middle class?

As to pinning down a woman that might have to do with attitude and approach more than anything else. For one it seems that you expect to be entertained and not to entertain...

Elegy · 46-50

[quote]I haven't been able to pin down a woman in like forever[/quote]

[b][i]phrasing![/i][/b]

Ginaa

Right?! @Halcyon:

Elegy · 46-50

@Ginaa:

Digging the viciousness of these comments though.

Ginaa

Lol I haven't mastered the phrasing on here yet, I admire it, I've been in a few threads where it's been done, I'm like "yessss!"!
They probably are digging it too, who knows 🙃
@Halcyon:

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@LesDeplorable: Centipedes are attracted to virginity. He should try fucking a base slore.

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@YourFavoriteCommie: Lol actually you're right that meme is pretty ancient.

DarlingSelah ·

There's more than enough desperate women for you to prey on.

SW-User

@Selah: yeah! But those aren't attractive enough tbh.

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

You need to hold their arms down you dolt

SW-User

@Jackaloftheazuresand: what does that even mean?

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

How do expect to pin them when their arms are flailing around?

PinkPowerRanger ·

looks, money and smarts are secondary to how you make someone feel. my bf is poor, skinny and not terribly intellectual but Ive never felt more loved in my life so when I look at him all I see is beauty

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PinkPowerRanger ·

@BlueMetalChick: what matters is he is focusing on the wrong things

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@pandora: He's an old hand at this game. Back on EP, this was ALL he ever posted about. "I'm an ideal man but no women like me". He's trolling, I think. And I guess I'm falling for it by paying any attention. But sometimes it's nice to take the low hanging fruit.