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I am a catfish

This is the real me.[image deleted]

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Coppercoil · M Best Comment

Careful not to shoot youself in the balls.

SW-User

@Coppercoil: 😂😂😂

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SW-User

You must get tons of hoes

GBPackersFan · M

Your PM box must be lighting up like a Christmas tree right about now.

MikefromEP · 51-55, M

lol

Cinderella · 46-50, F

Dang it i thought you was on this site put your pants on I'm coming into your room

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

That's OK. I understand

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@HoraceGreenley: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hstRfZVCY]

Peaches · F

@HoraceGreenley: [b]LMAO!!!😱😂[/b]

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@HoraceGreenley now that IS you

SW-User

You sure know how to bring the heat....

SW-User

( russian accent) And the ladies love it, my friend.

Spoiledbrat · F

That has never happened to me.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

Hawt 👌

Byron8by7 · M

Nothing says "Babe Magnet" like a pot bellied hairy man in his underwear, surrounded by handguns.

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@Byron8by7 *russian accent* y’all are just jealous cuz I steal yo ladies

Byron8by7 · M

@SW-User Yes, dahlink.

AlienZipper · 61-69, M

@SW-User *pours you another shot of Stoli*

MikefromEP · 51-55, M

He is looking to go for the cheap version of a sex change :O That pic has been on the internet for years

Karmalives · 51-55, M

Yuppers

SW-User

I was singing and bursted out laughing when I open this

Dominantsoul · 56-60, M

Nice I thought I was looking in a mirror😜

SW-User

Lol

Goralski · 51-55, M

And d problem is

LadyWioness · 56-60, F

*wolf whistles*

SW-User

Even hotter 😦

SW-User

That's too bad, cuz the girl in your profile is ridiculously hot

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@Deleteyourself: Well it's not like they're your boobs lol

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@Number34: lol😂 You can stop now

SW-User

@Deleteyourself: ok, for now.

jimboberelli · 46-50, M

You must be so frustrated with so much hair all over your body but so little on your head. x

SW-User

(Russian accent) Not at all my friend. You know what they say: if you don't have it there you have it here.

jimboberelli · 46-50, M

(in a yocal accent)They also say you don't thatch an empty barn

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@jimboberelli: (russian accent) they lied.

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(Russian accent) My gun is always loaded for the ladies.

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@1980vim: She is cute

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SW-User

@SENSME I like adrenalin

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SW-User

Gosh he looks like he is threatening to shoot off his own dick.. 😂

SW-User

@MightyAphrodite: (russian accent) "if you don't send me nudes I'll shoot it"

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@Deleteyourself: I've seen this guy on the internet before, he's mighty strange.. 😅

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I don't believe it. That guy looks as if he might actually like pineapple pizza.

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@DrWatson is me

Complexconfessions · M

I should've know not to click this shit 😂

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@Complexconfessions: 😏 (whispers) I know you like it

Complexconfessions · M

@Deleteyourself: 😫😫

But whyyyyyyy the guitar from guitar hero?! 😂😂😭😂😭😂

Likemyung · 61-69, M

That's a hairy situation you've put yourself in...

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@Likemyung 😏

Likemyung · 61-69, M

@SW-User yeah, I agree… I've made better jokes.

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

And you know that hair goes all the way round the back.

SW-User

(Russian accent)So much. Because I'm a real man.

Jogadnbyt

What the fcuk!!!! How did you get my photo!!!!!

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@Jogadnbyt sorry man😓

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@rockingGuy: (russian accent) I'm sorry my friend, I'm here only for the ladies.

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SW-User

totally cool, just missing a chainsaw dude from us becoming bff

SoulAsylum · 31-35, M

😦 that's highly disturbing.

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@SoulAsylum: 😏 My women love it

Karmalives · 51-55, M

Ya right. Catfish doubt gay leaning towards.

Jimmyorjames · M

Damn... you look prettier in your true form here 😉

KerriJC · 51-55, F

Wow, so sexy. That room must smell like a stable.

Peaches · F

[b]OMG!?!!😱[/b]

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@Peaches: 😏

Peaches · F

@Deleteyourself: [b]LMAO!👍🏼😆🤣[/b]

SW-User

@Peaches: 😗💖

SW-User

That's my cousin!

SW-User

@Nonsequitur: Sup fam!

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@Deleteyourself: we met at the nra family reunion![image deleted]

Straylight · 31-35, F

Liar, that's me!

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@Straylight i'm your idol

Straylight · 31-35, F

@SW-User I have to confess; I'm a catfish too. This is the real me.

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@SanPedro: 😏 Even with my hairy belly?

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SW-User

@SanPedro: 😳😍❤️

justinpa

now that's damn scary. Is he back in prison??

chrisCA · M

To think someone posed for that.
Must be an American.

LynnSW68 · 51-55, F

argh..looks like a date site nightmare

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Darina · F

Mats Stenslet on Twitter: "Håkki joiner 🤣

ImIndian · 26-30, M

Are you kidding????

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@ImIndian no. Why?

ImIndian · 26-30, M

@SW-User so that hairy guy is you??

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

That's pistolgrip Larry

SW-User

@CrustyDDingus Who's Larry? I'm Jimbo

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

Ok...I admit you sucked me in lol

emptysoul44 · 41-45, M

Would you do that guy?

SW-User

@emptysoul44 I am that guy, homie

SW-User

You sure are packin' some heat.

ChefBrian · 41-45, M

I knew it!

SW-User

😏 you like it?

ChefBrian · 41-45, M

Who wouldn't...
You're a sexy beast...
The beer gut and the balding mullet.. That seals the deal.

Whyme · 46-50, M

Those are some big guns you got there

deepthinker · 26-30, M

Omg!i just crushed on you

iamBen · M

Deeeelightful!!!! ;)

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