Put that in your butt and smoke it.

You don't take rectal carcinogens seriously?

That needs a flexible body n i aint got any bro

"Dammit, can't you read the no smoking sign...get that shit outta here!"

That would be a hot suppository.

I don't bend that far...

I've missed you, breh.

do i get paid extra?

No thanks. I'm good.