My grandma when I told her I got bad grades:

Your grandmother needs to shave

Hmm ask her at times about her grades in school and also rent Randy Orten as securety for an [b]r[/b]etiered[b]k[/b]nock[b]o[/b]ld lady

I'll bring you back to life with these necromancy spells I found 😂

And when you're all "Don't hit me!" she's all

I'll dig out the resurrection Rod

Your grandma has a potty mouth. 😂😂😂

Loll. Did she listen?