when i was 5 my imaginary friend called tommy the turtle died whilst doing a skateboard trick it was a turtle disaster

I had an imaginary hamster named Hugh. He only had two legs, and he was crushed by a piano that was being hoisted into a sky rise.

Nice - that's one of the lamest jokes I've heard in a while.

That's sad may he rest in peace! Or maybe may he rest in your imagination!

poor tommy
hope he made a nice imaginary soup

I thought Michaelangelo was the only turtle on a skateboard

He obviously wasn’t a rock hard Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle then 🐢😎😆😘

Is that a northern joke?