Post your name and I will give you an exquisite and unique insult that you may keep forever!

@bookerdana: 😆

Yes. The 'leftist' mentality becomes more and more disgusting and loathsome to me as each day passes, and I have said some terrible things recently. I can't believe that people can be so horrible and despicable and actually not be able to see how horrible and despicable they are. They literally make my skin crawl.

I thought you'd at least unleash a fusillade of verbal cannon fire in my general direction!!
Quite frankly,I'm not into the social media game of stigmatizing a person so as to chop the up into bite-size morsels to be chewed upon.
I would repeat the old joke about being a Marxist -lennonist,but frankly I'm more a stentorian Chestorian!

You are an abominably licentious ruffian and a flagrant armpit-licking wretched horror to all who encounter you.

@nedkelly: so true😂

@puck61: Why I otta, grr grr .. *runs to google first* 😂

@puck61: You would not like this ice-cream

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@puck61: Luckily your presence puts me in a truly delusional mood.

@nedkelly: That's priceless!

You are a dreadfully promiscuous dingleberry and a miserable flea-infested mutilation of decency, not to mention a miserably narcissistic nincompoop.

I can't conjure anything loathsome enough for that malodorous stench of feces on a sumo wrestlers thong!

@puck61: Lol, definitely suitable for framing....

A little freaky that you know me so well. 😜

@Lakesidepoet: It's synchronicity!

You are a dreadfully reprehensible prostitute and a belligerent enema-addicted plot-less melodrama of uneventful life.

@puck61: Aww thanks, that's quite flattering 😂

Can't do 2nd person requests.

@SunshineSwirl: Don't you feel better now? 😇

@puck61: 😁

You are a shockingly uncouth troglodyte and a naive blood-freezing corporate bowel movement.

@puck61: Happy New Year to you too Puck!

I don't have the heart to give you one.😓

🌹@puck61: This is because you know how SINISTER that little old lady really is! Thank you Puck for this post,I haven't laughed like this for ages,I really needed this! You DO HAVE a way with words!🌷

You are the stuff of poetry, and nature herself craves your company.

@puck61: That I liked! ;) 🤗

@puck61: good one Puck

Thanks.

@Katielass: On the other hand, you are a golden goddess of immaculate femininity and an oracle of matriarchal wisdom.

@puck61: I may like that one even better. :)

You are a lamentably offensive half-wit and a fiendish cold-hearted amalgamation of loathsome repulsiveness.

😭

blows a raspberry

You are a cruelly appalling twit and a primitive blood-freezing depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.

@puck61: Pretty much so. I'm not terribly bright and without remorse I do quite indecent things with my friends- often in public.

You are a confoundedly salacious reprobate and a deplorable bug-eyed glob of grease.

@puck61: correct, and it's my birthday tomorrow! Wish me a horrible one 😂

@Adelh91: Happy birthday!

How could I? There's too much lightning around here for me to take any crazy chances!

You are the epitome of courage and grace, and you cause people around you to want to be better people by virtue of your blessed existence.

Jeez .. That's a very powerful words you have there!! Thank you so much. 😉😊

You are a miserably incompetent ninny and a grotesque urine-reeking practitioner of non-consentual bestiality.

@puck61: You must have copied this from my yearbook😂

Stacy. You are the epitome of kindness and love. You have reconfigured the definition of consideration by the sheer impact of your existence. You are as beautiful on the inside as on the outside and you tend to intimidate those who are not as universally old as you are.......on the other hand, you are.......
a preposterously cretinous varmint and a rotten enema-addicted vulgarity to all and sundry.

Thank you sooooo much! ❤️❤️

@MrsDoubtfire54: What is a Idot? - lol

@nedkelly: It's that little dot that goes over the lower case 'i' of course!

You are a lamentably licentious sphincter and a perverted small-minded mass of neuroses and pathologies.