Wanna go have a few drinks down at the Regal Beagle?

As long as Ralph Furley will show up in one of his polyester leisure or leisure vest suits with open neck and his cravat tied recklessly around his neck. Oh, Don Knotts was so funny!

Does Chrissy need to come? She's cute and all but, you know, dumb as a bag of bricks.

As long as you promise not to tell that one story that you always tell when you're drunk.

Ok. Only don't take the car.
I know I'm sounding like your mother here. Sorry!

Will Jack be there?