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Ugh it's soooo dead at work

Bored! I will pay one of you to come kidnap me 😖
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DanielChristensen · 46-50, M
Silly dog girl hybrid, kidnapping is for kids. I like to drive around town in a zorro mask but I wouldn't be stupid enough to walk into a place of business wearing it, good way to get shot.
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DanielChristensen · 46-50, M
Put down the scissors and come quietly you rapscallion! This woman is under arrest! I am not the real zorro, in case my portly proportions did not immediately make that abundantly clear!
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SW-User
Portly proportions 😂
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DanielChristensen · 46-50, M
“I'm not fat you asshole, I'm husky!” - Seth from American History X (see this movie if you have not) :D
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Picklebobble · 56-60, M
Lol. What a brilliant business opportunity !!
'Kidnapping' folk from their workplaces !!
The extremes some folk will go to just so they can go home after lunch !
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SW-User
It's a fine business idea! Let's do it!
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Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
I don't have that much motivation right now. How much anyway?
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SW-User
I will pay you $4 plus a pizza
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Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
@CityHigh12: can't do it, had pizza for lunch
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SW-User
@Scubaguy027: damnit!! 😫
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SW-User
🤔will that get me jail time
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SW-User
@theowl: like a million!!! 😫 Actually just 30 more mins lol
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SW-User
play some music and sing. does it usually get that quiet?
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SW-User
No hardy ever actually. I'm surprised it's this slow. @theowl:
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SW-User
Do I have to let you go afterwards?
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SW-User
What if you get Stockholm Syndrome?
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SW-User
Well then you've got yourself a new pet 🐶@SomewhatGerman:
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SW-User
┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
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SW-User
We already planned this! 😂
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SW-User
@CityHigh12: If I could I would walk in there to make it more exciting for you. 🙂
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It's a big open floor. You could break dance for us 😝@Conscience:
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@CityHigh12: I can do that. 😏 Show you my upside down push ups! 💪🏽
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Tryingtofindabalance · 36-40, M
I don't know about kid napping, but I certainly can try to be entertaining
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SW-User
well, i'm also being bored here at work, so that would surely make a change 😧
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SW-User
aight. I need long/lat numbers.
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SW-User
Once I figure them out I'll let you know 👍🏼
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SW-User
@CityHigh12: gah. always a problem.
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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
I live close to you,but you won't even respond to me,so nah.
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Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
Couldn't you just pay me to.nap instead?
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TypesAndShadows
HA. yea RIGHT..
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MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
I am up for it 😜!
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