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KingofPizza2 路 36-40, M
I do a fuckload of gardening yo
SailorMarz 路 F
Yooooooo thats awesome. I ate pizza today btw lol
KingofPizza2 路 36-40, M
Hahaha I'm proud of you!
SailorMarz 路 F
@KingofPizza: im so honored
zerofuks2give 路 41-45, M
Just one but I have several rakes and shovels
BackseamEileen 路 51-55, M
this guy gets it!
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One. I never use it though because I don't give a shit about my backyard.
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Our reptilian overlords will not be pleased by the recent revelations!
SailorMarz 路 F
@SomewhatGerman: its time for me to move & change my name
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Move in with me and be Mrs. Awkward Nazi Faggot :)
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Zero cause I miss home too much.
SailorMarz 路 F
@badazzbasicbich: hang in there lol
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@SailorMarz: it's hard. 馃槴
SailorMarz 路 F
@badazzbasicbich: no1 said it was gonna be easy. You can do it tho ! *grabs you* I BELIEVE IN YOU?!?!?
BackseamEileen 路 51-55, M
One for my small flower and tomato garden and another to really break up the soil.
SailorMarz 路 F
Interesting
Pfuzylogic 路 M
4 , the potatoes in my garden are in high demand rn; want to help?
SailorMarz 路 F
Yes please
Pfuzylogic 路 M
@SailorMarz: The easiest hoe to grab was used by Trump. Here grab this one!
None ,you want to be my first one ?
SailorMarz 路 F
Umm. Yes?!
Go make me some money then and bring beer home with you 馃槈
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Zero, zilch, nil, none, big fat 0
SailorMarz 路 F
You're not the only 1
Pretzel 路 61-69, M
just one, and a shovel, and an axe
My boyfriend owes me so many hoes... 馃槗
SailorMarz 路 F
Did you drop all your hoes for him
@SailorMarz: ALL of them
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none, alas.
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@SailorMarz: not sure I can call a chaotic sidekick my ho... that seems like a conflict of interest. also there's that wild ass age gap...
SailorMarz 路 F
@malcontent: lmao how old are you exactly
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@SailorMarz: older than my teeth, but younger than my tongue. old enough to know better. not young enough to do it, anyway.
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Zero, that's the price you pay for being always nice 馃槶
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nada
SailorMarz 路 F
Im your hoe tho .-.
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馃we never did anything.
SailorMarz 路 F
@theowl: we don't have to do anyting for me to be your hoe tbfh
SoulAsylum 路 31-35, M
0 :/
SailorMarz 路 F
You seem so sad about it