Shoplifted at Tiffany's.

mistaken identity? if you actually did it... hella speeding somewhere.

Tied your abusive husband to a bed and lit it on fire.

(I have to stop watching the Lifetime channel)

possession of a controlled substance or trespassing

Beat the one who threatened your family to within a inch of their life.

You executed an armed takeover of a bank. You moved everyone in to the vault and then bought them pizza. At gunpoint you convinced a bank manager to lower your interest rate on your car loan. When you were walking out you didn't realize there was a napkin full of pizza juice stuck to your foot. A rookie cop in "America's Cleanest City" threw you on the ground and arrested you for "Wilful and Harmful Littering."

Nothing, if you got arrested, they can jail half of your country 😏

They made a mistake I really was not dead, just unconscious.

You stole someone's heart 😍... lol

Stabbed someone in the eye with a high heel shoe

public nudity
;)

I told you not to pick up a community chest card! Now you have to go to jail for 2 years. You can't collect $200 from the bank nor move from that space for the time and no get out of jail free cards can be used either

Pushed your boss at work down some stairs when they pissed you off

smiled and try to persuade him to let you go

International cyber fraud

Triple homicide

Insider trading?

[b]Public intoxication.[/b]

DUI?🤔

Use a pun---go to jail. 😁

Killed someone