Cousin called me to tell me about his promotion.

Cousin: Hey guess what?
Me: Spit it out.
Cousin: You won't believe I got a promotion.
Me: Wow, that's insane considering you only joined them last month. Congratulations dude.
Cousin: What you talking about!
Me: Your work, what else?
Cousin: No, they made me the deputy of my alliance in the game of war. Before that I was just a general.
Me: **Hangs up**