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God i hate it here my neighbors are hillbillies

They always let their dog purposely use our front lawn as a toilet. They legit walked their dog stopped in front of our house and their dog urinated on our trash can. Wow

They also have a Confederate flag on their truck and their house and they always stare at us and hide in their garage whenever anyone but my dad is outside
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Save up some bacon grease in a pop can and go out and anoint the dog turds with bacon grease. When the dog comes back over to sniff around and do his business he’ll clean up those turds for you. Then if you see your neighbor you can tell him he might wanna take that dog to the vet and have it checked out for parasites etc. since it is always eating turds.
@cherokeepatti no that will just hurt the dog.

Get a mediation session in your local jurisdiction, township etc... and talk to them
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Elevatorpitches mediation session for a dog crapping in your front yard...um yeah that’s gonna happen.
4meAndyou · F
Do you enjoy any type of loud screeching music from India or from Japan? Just a thought...🤣
4meAndyou · F
@apersonnamedit LOUD. Really loud metal. But you also have to think about what your billie neighbors will dislike.
4meAndyou · F
@cherokeepatti You have some potential as an evil genius...🤣🤣🤣
@cherokeepatti I would have popped on Radio Unnameable and everyone would have got quiet and tuned in and even picked up the phone and chimed in and listened to everyone else and everything else the rest of the time. Very artistic.

Validated people get more civilized. Ditto for ideas.

RIP Bob Fass.. June 29 1934-April 25, 2021 Producer of Radio Unnameable (see the movie if ur interested)
MaryJanine · 61-69, F
A Confederate flag does not signify hillbillies. The very word "hillbilly" is a slur in itself. "Hill people" is more polite.

Can't do anything about the dog. Male dogs lift their legs by instinct to mark where they have been(my brother has a male dog which does this). If your neighbors are using your lawn as a bathroom, that's another story. Most places , this is against the law. Check your local area and find out what you can do to get them to stop.

Ignore the staring unless you are threatened bodily harm. Then get the law involved.
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
I’d try to get the leash law enforcers involved, they are trespassing.
apersonnamedit · 26-30, T
@MURD3RM0NK3Y If they all weren't 3x my size I'd say something to them.
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