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theAlchemist · 56-60, M
Your mama is so ugly that she made the 2 girls 1 cup chicks puke.........
empanadas · 31-35, M
@theAlchemist 🤣🤣. nice your mama is so ugly, your dad put a bag over her face while they had sex.
SW-User
Your mama is so fat that her tailor is parachute maker
empanadas · 31-35, M
@SW-User damn!
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
Your mama is so fat that when she sits around the house.... she sits “AROUND” the house...
Spoiledbrat · F
😲
SW-User
What’s the difference between your mama and an outhouse?
I wipe my ass after I use an outhouse
I wipe my ass after I use an outhouse
SW-User
Your mama so fat, buffets have to take out a like of credit in case she ever visits