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What kind of cooties do you have?

I got the good kind. They keep you coming back for more!
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@Pinkstarburst Am I gonna die or something 😑
@Rokasu I ain’t making any promises
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@Pinkstarburst Aw come on dude 😩
Coletracer · M
I think they are non-denominational... I got them on mail order if you need a connection.
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@Coletracer But do they make a great smoothie 🤔
Coletracer · M
@Rokasu No, not really, there's a tiny bit of itch in the mixture... maybe a lot of itch now that you mention it... geeze, I'm not sure I should have gone swimming yesterday.
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
The kind that makes people itch and break out in open sores, throwing off various fluids
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil I mean yes but like no.
deadgerbil · 22-25, F
@Rokasu they smell good too. Like ripe fruit
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Psycho perv cooties. It's a rare variant that makes you a crazy hoe.
@Rokasu yeah it will need to be milked round the clock from now on
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@Rokasu hey no you don't get your fat ass back here!!
SW-User
The kind you want to catch .
SW-User
@deadgerbil fling yours and I fling mine.
At the same time.
Don't drop it.
SW-User
@Rokasu I have what doctors get insane figuring out.

🤪
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@SW-User Yo same.
bearinthehalfwayhouse · 26-30, M
i got da big gaaaaaaaaaaaae cootie.. ┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@bearinthehalfwayhouse 👀👀👀
bearinthehalfwayhouse · 26-30, M
@Rokasu It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the bois in the gaaaaay waaaaaaaaaaaay. ┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ🥃
Coletracer · M
@Lilymoon ok, I'm not complaining, the view is nice!😉
Lilymoon · F
@Coletracer It's snowing right now you might wanna stop peeping 😄
Coletracer · M
@Lilymoon No worries, the heat is building up quickly now!
SW-User
Only in-browser cookies.

But I have thousands of them
SW-User
@SW-User Oh! Shit! I read cookies rather than cooties!
Stupidjerkamerican · 46-50, M
Tim Hortons' cooties...highly contagious
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
@Stupidjerkamerican it's because of the nicotine they add to their coffee, must be. ;)
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
Wolfie cooties, cute, but deadly. 🐺
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@MougyWolf That's adorable ☺️
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Cutie cooties 😁
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@Zaphod42 What you doing later tonight 😏
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@Rokasu Either sleeping with my GF or sleeping alone 😋
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@Zaphod42 We can fix that latter option 😏
SW-User
Goofy cooties 🤪
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@SW-User That explains why I'm always getting sent to the principals office 😏
SW-User
@Rokasu 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
KuroNeko · 41-45, F
Tuti fruity cooties
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@TexChik It's dangerous to proclaim your femininity on the internets. The white knights are prowling.
TexChik · F
@Rokasu I think I have all the pervs blocked ! 😉
Eclipsed · M
The lethal strain.
Tres13 · 51-55, M
Hoochie Cootie man
Rokasu · 36-40, M
What kind are you looking for?
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP The kind that does my homework for me.
@Rokasu uh... coulda got those before the pandemic, but supplies are a bit low right now

 
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