You owe me $3.95 for hurting my feelings

😱 if it was 3.50 I thought you might have been the Loch Ness Monster

*puts exactly $3.95 in pennies in a sock and hits you with the sock* 😌

Well apparently we are divorced so I don't care😤 lol jk🌲🙃

🤷‍♂️ it happens.

You gotta wait til I get my second stimulus check first.

I think it’s more than that

*runs* neverrr

Best $3.95 I ever spent.

I was going to send $5

It's your own fault for having feelings