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Our first exposure to conspiracy theory.

Remember when we were kids and they told us that good kids got presents but bad kids got nothing or maybe a lump of coal or whatever. So when I was a kid I always wondered why the neighborhood asshole always had a good Christmas. He typically got the best shit.
Like why was I wasting my time behaving extra good two weeks before Christmas when kids like him were rotten year round?
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Iwashere236-40, M
Same but santa has nothing to do with Christmas where im from. He comes on December 6th
We don鈥檛 have Santa. We have 13 J贸lasveinar.

Stekkjastaur 鈥 Sheep-Cote Clod 鈥 He harasses sheep and he has very stiff legs.

Giljagaur 鈥 Gully Gawk 鈥 Hides in gullies waiting to sneak into cowsheds to steal milk.

St煤fur 鈥 Stubby 鈥 Abnormally short, steals pans to eat the leftover crust.

脼v枚rusleikir 鈥 Spoon Licker 鈥 He licks wooden spoons (with a long handle for cooking).

Pottaskefill 鈥 Pot Scraper 鈥 Steals leftovers from pots.

Askasleikir 鈥 Bowl Licker 鈥 Hides under beds waiting for people to put down their plates so he can steal them (bowls with food, instead of dishes, called askur)

Hur冒askellir 鈥 Door Slammer 鈥 Likes to slam doors, especially at night time.

Skyrg谩mur 鈥 Skyr Gobbler 鈥 Loves skyr, I mean who doesn鈥檛.

Bj煤gnakr忙kir 鈥 Sausage Swiper 鈥 Steals smoked sausages.

Gluggag忙ir 鈥 Window Peeper 鈥 Looks through windows for stuff to steal

G谩tta镁efur 鈥 Doorway Sniffer 鈥 Has a really big nose, which he uses to find Laufabrau冒 (a type of deep fried bread).

Ketkr贸kur 鈥 Meat Hook 鈥 Uses a hook to steal meat.

Kertasn铆kir 鈥 Candle Stealer 鈥 Steals candles.
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