What do you call a frog hopping across the street?

Not a chicken.😁

amphibian landing craft 🤷‍♂️ @Shiki

Leap frog?

Roadkill. It's happened countless times, trillions, over the years. Gots tu git dose little bag of peanuts..

All I know is they're looking for sex and food

The chicken that crossed the road on Halloween dressed as a frog

frogger

Knee deep in danger!

Smushed.

Hopping mad?? 🤔

Frog legs 4 dinner!

Splat?

a frenchman with a sore leg 😝 that is not a serious answer either [eternalefflorescence]

I don't think the frog cares what you call him.

Dead