I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said,

On the one site this is very funny and made me laugh; on the other site I had to think on the time of Second World War. This situation has happened very often there. :-(

ziggystardust i supposed he just toed the line and gave them to you at least you had to foot no bill for them

ziggystardust I will shop around for a chiropodist I want to be able to find a good one who knows his bunions about his trade