Just what position does a missionary get into?

🙄 You forgot to mention the potato hinges and candle latches!

😮 How could I forget?

@Serendipitous: I've a few [big][c=#359E00]green[/c][/big] ones left... 😜*hint wink hint* ...just sayin!

According to the secret missionary handbook we can only engage in that particular version of that position on the 6th day of the lunar cycle, when the scent of jasmine is thick within the air. 😕

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That's this coming Saturday, November 6th, 2016!

Do you have the Jasmine or should I buy some Jasmine Nectar at the Heavenly Holy Veils Of Venus Super Mercado while I'm purchasing the Honey, Wine and Sweet Breads?

Depends. Is the wine for us to drink?

@Serendipitous:
Well, yes of course!
.... and of course to lick off of your {to be determined by mutual consent} and possibly to lubricate the potato hinges if needs be.

Alright, then I'm in. I'll just have to get my boat serviced. It wouldn't be able to withstand all that motion in its present condition.

I'd love to see your boat;
I could possibly personally service it for you!
I'm very handy if there's a need and could most likely lick it for you!

Lick my boat?

@Serendipitous: Well....
Sometimes there's this Lil' Man in the Boat...
and uh, well....
Ummmm, you'll just have to personally experience it once and to be, it will all come!