Is decafe coffee still coffee?

Its like N/A "beer"

one may call these things by familiar names, but they'll always be incomplete and lesser substitutes... Not at all the "real deal" so far as I'm concerned.

Nothing but bean juice, but that wouldn't sound as appetizing.

Like a prostitute that just wants to cuddle

No, not [b]real[/b] coffee.

So you want dee coffee instead? *said in my best islander imitation*

It's either all or nothing for me, must be real coffee or none at all

I don’t think so.

Hell no. It is very dirty water. Who wants to drink dirty water?

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