Would you sit next to a creepy mannequin while you eat at a restaurant?

Yeah and hold its hand

Does it have to be a creepy one?

Why not? I would much rather eat at a restaurant that used mannequins to keep diners apart than one that packed us close to each other.

Covid 19 is creepier to me than a mannequin is.

As long as there’s food involved, I’m in

Why? Do I get a discount?

No