Praise the lord for these celebrity rantings and updates in these bad times..

I'm even less interested in celebs these days than usual - which is quite an achievement ;-)

Ooooohhh fuck, to late..... this must explain why I’ve developed a cough and started talking with a weird accent.

Their non stop insta live broadcasts are fucking up my feed.

Arseholes

Dude. We are all equal. We are all the same. Now where the fuck are my rose petals?