If an evil wizard turns me into a duck, would I still be attracted to women or to ducks?

@Snowvixen so...Dan, if you are reading this, what kind of duck are you, sweetie. If you aren't a molter, watch those feathers!

@Carla I'll be a city duck, where people will adopt me as a pet because they go to the vegan store.

@Dan193 good deal! White duck feathers aren't nearly as favorable as a mallards.

@Lostpoet will the love be reciprocated?

@Dan193 I think so.

@Lostpoet Then I'd take it.

@HannahSky haha-ha no way

@Dan193 😂