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PrincessVelvet · F
... so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
IndridCold · 46-50, M
You so ugly - when you was born the doctor slapped yo momma.
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
Yo mamma so fat she smothered Chuck Norris.
marybmom · 41-45, F
yo momma is so hairy bigfoot took her picture
Experienced33 · M
Yo mama wears combat boots..