Please train the bears to eat more people..

"Please train the wild animals that you do not interact with unless necessary"
Also if you want to see an animal up close in Yellowstone just drive along the roads and eventually there will be a shit ton of bision next to the road. One time there was one walking right in front of my mom's car, it was great

Someone needs to tell them you need to bring a baby calf or colt. Preferably bleeding. You know, for bait. They need an appetizer before they can consume humans.

Meanwhile.

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people are idiots