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Cop stops you

For speeding, what’s your excuse?

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juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F

Sorry officer, I climaxed and my foot went hard on the pedal

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

I need to ride with you more often 😏@juiceyangel333

ChiyoSKL · 31-35, F

They’d be so startled they’d probably let you go. 😂@juiceyangel333

juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F

@ChiyoSKL 😂😂🤭🤭

Miklee02 · 51-55, F

I have my period 😧

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

I know...sorry, I have a lead foot. 😳

SW-User

@Keepitsimple why not make like your username and just flash him...?

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

🙄@SW-User

SW-User

@Keepitsimple Ey, It's gotten many a lass out of trouble.💁🏼‍♂️

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Sorry officer. I couldn't get it out of second gear.

rjc36 · 56-60, M

In your little Nash rambled?@Thevy29

SW-User

Nothing but the truth coz bro u are getting a ticket no matter what

rjc36 · 56-60, M

Not always. Being honest can help and sometimes they will just give you a warning if you were not going really over. @SW-User

SW-User

@rjc36 in certain areas or zone no matter what you say there is a ticket ready as there is 0 tolerance limit like tunnels

SW-User

I am honest, polite, and compliant One time that got my ticket reduced to a warning.

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

I’m going to the hospital because my erection has lasted over four hours.

wilderflower · F

Oh officer I’m sorry but my car’s being recalled for sudden and extreme acceleration.

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

i was hurrying home before i had an accident....😀

DeecemberGirl · 31-35, F

I need to poop

SW-User

@DeecemberGirl lmao!

GerOttman · 61-69, M

My excuse is, I don't answer questions without my attorney. I don't consent to searches without a warrant!

Powderflask · 31-35, M

@GerOttman I like that answer. I ticked off some officers about searching my truck.

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

you're assuming he caught up with me to pull me over in the first place... 🤔

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

my philosophy has always been that if you're doing 30+ mph over... you might as well keep truckin' and try to avoid getting pulled, cause whether you stop immediately and take the ticket, or flee and get pulled/roadblocked, the penalty is gonna be pretty much the same either way...🤔

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

I was trying to get home... so I could 🤔... mail a donation to the Fraternal Order of Police 👮‍♀️

nedkelly · 61-69, M

FFS I threw my mother in law out the window, why are you trying to return her

rjc36 · 56-60, M

Sorry officer I was not paying attention to my speed.

DukeOfEarle · M

Jesus was distracting me again.[image deleted]

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

@DukeOfEarle🤔

DukeOfEarle · M

😂@wildbill83

ChiyoSKL · 31-35, F

Female problems.

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

That answer works for men too!! 😂@ChiyoSKL

ChiyoSKL · 31-35, F

See I’m helping both genders out! @Spokeskitties75

xixgun · M

I have a long way to go and a short time to get there

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Lilarianna · 26-30, F

I have a hot date?

KidAzazel · 26-30

Every second I spend driving outside global warming is getting worse! Youd want me to help save the planet, wouldnt you? I think the greatest crime of all would be to do otherwise!

Powderflask · 31-35, M

I didn't notice. Worked before, the officer offered to buy me a Red Bull.

Lanyx · 41-45, M

Its a road-block, they are looking for someone else.

Ozuye502 · 36-40, M

I let you! Just kidding

SW-User

I didn't see him.

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