My best mate has small plants in her front window so I decided to gift her

some Bonsai seeds. Not just any ordinary Bonsai seeds, NEON BONSAI. Yes. Indeed.
Neon green and pink. We're both excited to watch the seeds sprout.
She's just told me that in the fine print we're not to expect fledgling growth for 18 months to 2 years. Sigh. I guess that's why they say bonsai trees nurture patience.