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BlueVeins · 22-25
"Here lies BlueVeins, a man who, despite his incredible intelligence (and sex appeal), greatly overestimated the viscosity of lava."
She finally left him.
summersong · F
“Dig me up, I can’t breathe in here”
tenente · 100+, M
@summersong 🤣🤣🤣
MarijuanaAbuser · 26-30, M
"If you can read this, youre too close"
tenente · 100+, M
@MarijuanaAbuser he’s right!
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
Till we meet again...
tenente · 100+, M
@Somewhereovertherainbow we’ll always have Paris
Sicarium · 46-50, M
"He came, he saw, he drank all the beer and whiskey."
"[b]if you can read this you are standing on my corpse[/b]"
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
I wasnt planning on having one.
TheFragile · 46-50, M
Now I'm Nothing
tenente · 100+, M
@TheFragile indeed
SW-User
[quote][i]Why the hell are you standing here?
He was cremated and doesn’t have a grave.
Have a nice day.
Seriously...you can go now.
He’s not here.
Seriously.
Leave.
Buh-bye[/i]
[/quote]
He was cremated and doesn’t have a grave.
Have a nice day.
Seriously...you can go now.
He’s not here.
Seriously.
Leave.
Buh-bye[/i]
[/quote]
tenente · 100+, M
@SW-User he broke the 4th wall! 😱 lololololol
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I won't have one. I want my ashes spread at the lake, and a bench donated in my memory at a park or the fair so people can take a load off courtesy of me.
tenente · 100+, M
@Starcrossed nice
elafina · 36-40, F
In remembrance of her, since her body dissapeared in a weird manner
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
I want to be buried at sea but if I had a tombstone it would read I Came, I saw, I buggered off 🙂
SW-User
“Don’t disturb. I’m having a much needed rest”
tenente · 100+, M
@SW-User so true 🤣 i’ll Sleep when I’m dead lol
SW-User
That’s my motto lol@tenente
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tenente · 100+, M
@Kingfish28 don’t go gently into that good night
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tenente · 100+, M
@Kingfish28 same
Another one bites the dust
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Sure is dark down here...
BeefySenpie · M
He was alright once in a blue moon
He never paid his bills.
SW-User
Reserved for Lugubrio
DDonde · 31-35, M
Defect
tenente · 100+, M
“This is the great theatre of life. Admission is free but the price is mortal. Come when you can and leave when you must. The show is continuous. Good night.” - Robertson Davis