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samanthasmokes 路 36-40, F
Given how popular our President is I decided to become like him for one day.
I took credit for amazing things actually done by others.
I bragged about my millions of FB followers when I actually have none.
I started building a fence on my property line because that direction faced Mexico.
I hired an immigrant worker to build that fence and didn't pay him. When he asked for money I told him I was reporting him and his wife and 3 kids to INS.
I put on a MAGA cap, went to McDonalds and stuffed myself with Big Macs until I puked but before puking I cussed out everyone who wasn't White or spoke with an accent.
I grabbed the crotch of a couple cute guys because I know they wanted it.
Funny thing though. I thought the REAL Americans around me would be clapping, handing me $100 dollar bills, and giving me a parade.
Nope, got none of those things. [b][c=#BF0000]Just a lot of upset people[/c][/b].
I guess I don't have the magic of The Donald.
馃槯
I took credit for amazing things actually done by others.
I bragged about my millions of FB followers when I actually have none.
I started building a fence on my property line because that direction faced Mexico.
I hired an immigrant worker to build that fence and didn't pay him. When he asked for money I told him I was reporting him and his wife and 3 kids to INS.
I put on a MAGA cap, went to McDonalds and stuffed myself with Big Macs until I puked but before puking I cussed out everyone who wasn't White or spoke with an accent.
I grabbed the crotch of a couple cute guys because I know they wanted it.
Funny thing though. I thought the REAL Americans around me would be clapping, handing me $100 dollar bills, and giving me a parade.
Nope, got none of those things. [b][c=#BF0000]Just a lot of upset people[/c][/b].
I guess I don't have the magic of The Donald.
馃槯
Adaydreambeliever 路 56-60, F
Been there.. it really FEELS like everyone is against you.. but actually it just feels that way
SW-User
no follow up? nothing like: step back and watch them fall
Ya fight back. Got nothin to lose its just me against the world baaby ;)