I'm in bed and I'm super comfy but now I gotta take a shit

obviously the solution is to wear a diaper

I'd have to go take the porcelain throne. The idea of sleeping with that in me would make me uncomfortable.

How can you be "suuuper comfy" when you "gotta take a shit". At best you can only be marginally comfy.

Funniest thing I have read all night lmao

Just do it, shit yourself. Feels really goood! ^^

Shit the bed. 🥺

I'll help you push