We now continue with a funny short
Me: Woman gets a call, hey, lots of calls, from what sounds to be a very attractive man. Woman doesn't speak a word of it to her little buddy, Meg. Hm. Interesting.
Mom: Meg , there's nothing to tell or I would've told you.
Me: Woman gets all squirrelly every time this man calls. Makes a girl think woman's keeping secrets from her.
Mom: OK, Meg, do you wanna stop with the whole "woman" thing?
Me: Woman seems a little irritated lately.
Mom: It's no big deal. It's a guy I dated a long time ago and it's over. And don't you dare start the next sentence with "woman".
Me: Girl’s got a problem with the word "woman".
Mom: Meg , there's nothing to tell or I would've told you.
Me: Woman gets all squirrelly every time this man calls. Makes a girl think woman's keeping secrets from her.
Mom: OK, Meg, do you wanna stop with the whole "woman" thing?
Me: Woman seems a little irritated lately.
Mom: It's no big deal. It's a guy I dated a long time ago and it's over. And don't you dare start the next sentence with "woman".
Me: Girl’s got a problem with the word "woman".