What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Options include but not limited to:
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Put/chuck him in the long boat 'til he's sober.

Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.

What shall we do with a drunken soldier?

Put/lock him in the guard room 'til he gets sober.

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him.

Pull out the plug and wet him all over.

Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under

Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowline.

Scrape the hair off his chest with a hoop-iron razor.

Give 'im a dose of salt and water.

Stick on his back a mustard plaster.

Keep him there and make 'im bail 'er.

Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.

Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper.

Tie him to the mast and then you flog him.

Keel haul him till he's sober.

Shave his chin with a rusty razor.

Beat 'im o'r wi' a cat-o-nine-tails.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

Give 'im a hair of the dog that bit him.

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.

Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

Hit him on the head with a drunken soldier

Put him in the back of a paddy wagon

Take him to the pub and get him drunker

Let him sleep, just like everyone should be early in the morning. Plus, he's no use on deck anyway while drunk.

Throw him in the brig with the captains daughter! Feed him bread and stale water.....

I'd abandon ship and take all the coffee with me. 😂

Thrown the bastard in the water