Ever banged a prostitute?

Well there are a few issues with that:
1. It's admitting to yourself that you don't have self restraint Nd that you can't get laid on your own merit.
2. It's contributing to the degradation and humiliation of a human being to the point of converting them into an objeect-comodity.
3. STD.
4. Getting stabbed (in the balls) by a whore.
5. Getting stabbed by a pimp (probably not in the balls though).

Seriously though did you ever give #2 a thought?

Make sure you don’t get hit by any parked cars while you’re there Einstein.

Nope. I think I nailed one in a parking lot once. But it was safe, because we were both in our cars.

Nope. Never did it. Likely never would.